Saturday, November 15, 2008

Emptying the Ashtray: The Fabulous and The Vile of the week just gone

FABULOUS:


  • Hella Heart-throbbish SuperCouple James Nola( Red 11) and Chiran Ranjit (Alleluya) wearing matching Tweedle-Dee hats at Pull bar. Too much boys, and can you please get a webcam in your bedroom? It was the first of new monthly club-night "Alice in Space Wonderland", organized by the above fags and smashing newish designer Serena Fagence. Everyone came around 1am, trashed and overdressed, brimming with fabulous.

  • This is too funny. In the "Some people have an arseload of time to talk shit" category, a rumour regarding your blogger has been detected. Apparently I'm seeing someone! The lucky gent in question is one Jack Gibb Seabrook. Alas, it's not true. In fact, the closest we have ever come is passing out fully clothed on a certain badly-blond ed supermarket heiresses bed drinking Bourbon-on-rocks. In any case, Gibby is certainly one of the handsomest, well-dressed and well-read people in town....not to mention well-endowed in the purse. It is encouraged to all fling-seekers to make the most of young Seabrook. He returns to Waiouru for the continuance of Lieutenant training early next year. And no, that's not a porno-shoot. Its actually THE ARMY. Find him cheek-boned-to-fuck on the door of Sohomo till then..... As for the gossip? I Don't pay attention to what they say my dears, I just measure it in inches....

  • Headpieces for fucking Africa! Anyone with a noggin worth decorating had some sort of tassely shit dangling over their eyebrows this week. Brilliant. Most memorably Miss Hannah C Fields' sparkly-necklace on her crown, like some sort of Pagan Flapper.......Notable also is the constant presence of a strap of something delightful wrapped around DJ/Graphic designer/model/Ostrich Farmer's spawn Kylie McKenzies skull. Think Tutankhamen, Little Edie Beale, Candy Darling and The Charleston.....

VILE:

  • The Bum end of the Blonde epidemic. It was all fun and games when everyone rushed off to bleach the buggery hell out of their hair in some sort of Pet Shop Boys/Edie Sedgewick latch-on, but now the ghosts of chemical colouring past have reared their brittle heads. Suck Shit Bitches....Your locks look like a poor mans wig....if even Donatella can't get it right, what did you expect?
  • Upon leaving Honey Bar, post Martini's, a fagnutsy friend and I found the streets to be littered with strings of shredded paper. Naturally we found this hilarious, and commented as such. Horrifically the bouncer retorted with "Family Bar is up that way". Now, yes. Perhaps I am a little camp. Yes, I was wearing a black shiny vinyl Herne Bay Housewife handbag. That's a gay boy's prerogative. If I want to wear a butt-plug shoved up my arse for all to see than that's my prerogative too. But Never, Never, Never is it acceptable for a bouncer whom is employed to ensure the safety of punters, indeed is paid by our patronage to make disgusting, discriminatory calls like that. Of course, my response was "What the fuck is this, Nazi Germany?" -only a scufflish pig-headed mumble was audible......Acknowledging the doorman's Pacific Island heritage, I followed through with "Well Mangere's that way". I'm pretty sure he knew that anyway......You wanna play the prejudice game with a middle-class white boy? Babes, we invented oppression.....

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